Things i do for love

Oh dear bed sheet.
How for ought thou?
Your deep blue cover currently reflects those feelings of my soul.
I sit here and ponder;
Are you linen? cotton? or polyester?
I dare not ask
I am glad you aren't made out of silk non the less.

I admire your strength.
You hold this mattress so tight.
And provide me enduing comfortably.

You and your kind play a large roll in this world.
You are the main reason why people have affairs.
Aside from breasts and a penis.
You are a maids best tool.

Your seams.
Are much like a humans imposable thumbs.
You would not be much without it.
Something oh so small holds so much weight in your ability.
Oh how your are mysterious oh great mattress.

You sometimes have an accomplice.
Now i ask you a question.
Are you the "top sheet"
or the "bottom sheet"

The bed sheet even has a sexual innuendo.
Karli, i hope you've enjoyed.
And have now come to the conclusion,
we shoud make love
on bed sheets.

Mellifluous

Today was peaceful.
I got a free bus ride cause the machine was broken.
I made two new friends.
I destroyed Tracy by making her repeatedly say penis in a lecture.
Went to a random forum last night and met a stranger.
We payed out people freaking out about the swine flu.
If we survived the bird flu, this one won't harm us.
He made me realise life gets better after Uni.
When you figure out what you want to do.
He made me question my degree.
Its hard.
I want to do law/justice.
But the system sucks.
I dunno if I'll be able to change the system.
Still confused.
Mum bought me some herb things for stress.
So I'm starting on those.
Had sushi, trying to eat healthy.
Consistency is a bitch.
Though i love the staff at Sushi Delight.
Lecturer finished half a hour early.
(Y)
Training in a hour.
I hope my calf muscle stops being a bitch and mans up.

I want to go to go to the beach sometime.
I missed out this summer.
I just wan't to watch the sunrise.
Damn Karli's blogs.
For some reason i'm looking to being 30.
Cause I'm hoping to have a kid by then.
Already planning his life.
DX

The reason is you

JSB 175 -Ethical theories is the reason i go to uni
If it wasn't for that class, I'd have dropped out.

Today we were supposed to talk about
Mercy in the Courtroom.

Now to list what we did talk about;
-Jizz in my pants
-Korean glow in the dark Beagles
-Male Porn Stars
-Men self-sucking
-Sexuality
-Religion
-Each others sex life
-Crazy prepubescent girls on crack
-Would we have sex with Aliens
-Probing
-A Russian woman who cut her husbands dick off

Oh and one chick showed everyone this video of a guy who had a 10" dick.
Tutor's reaction;

"Whats so funny?
HOLY SHI...!
IS THAT REAL?!"

Oh boy did we cry.
Shes not a tutor.
Shes one of us.
Just with kids.
Oh how i love that class.

"Does every other guy feel inadequate?"
A guy from the back row shouted.

Eleemosynary

I'm gonna help out a eleemosynary cause with Karli this weekend.

A very masculine afternoon.
Watched Ellen and The View with dad.

(y)

Wasn't long till we get to arguing.
I am sick of this conversation.

"You can be what ever you want to be.
As long as you figure it out in the next 7 months"

I am 18.
I have no fucking idea.

He tried to reword it so it seemed lenient.
He talked for an hour.

I sat there;
grunting.

sighing.
and making that 'mmm' sound.

Stop bringing Anghel into the conversations.
So what he did a criminology degree.
I AM NOT GOING TO BE HIM.
ever.

It just pisses me off.
Part of me just wants to drop out of Uni to see his head explode.
Then he goes onto;
"If you want to be a police officer, drop out and do the course"
If i ever mentioned it, I'd get crucified.
If i take his advice I'll get crucified.
Along with "That's not what i meant"

Certain People enrage me a little.
Those that don't know what Uni is like.
And claim to do.

I want to do things my way.
If i need advice, I'll ask.
I ask a lot surprisingly.

Training in about half a hour.
Will he be there?
Apologising in a public place is a smart idea.
If you don't accept you're the bad guy.
Though he won't be there.
I know it.

I'm not in the mood for it.
Got to type up my mini-oral tonight.
I don't want to spend 2 hours with him tomorrow.
If i hit him, regardless how arrogant he is.
I'll get kicked out of uni.

Oh i got a message from her.
She's out of hospital.
That made me happy.
Lets hope tonight goes well.

Alea Iacta Est

latin for "The die has been cast"

FREAK OUT FREAK OUT FREAK OUT!
I AM HYPERVENTILATING.

$400, 000 loan
+
$40,000 loan
=
A house
in
JULY!

AND A PUPPY!
/score!

Dads talking about painting, tiling, re carpeting.
Were gonna get a spa.
Though i still want a pool.
I just don't like idea of a 25 year old.
Oh Jesus Christ
I'll be 44!

Oh god i hate freaking out.
I want a husky.
Named Shiva or Avalanche.
Mum wont let me get a Dalmatian.

Hmm maybe Ifrit.
Thats too nerdy.
Though I really wanted to name it after one of the 101 Dalmatians.

This is turning out to be a most eventful week.

"This is our last chance to get a house, if we don't do it now it'll never happen, I never thought we'd take such a risk"
-Dad.

Some friend aye;

Oh god how you piss me off.
I know why you weren't there.
Always thinking about yourself.
I can't wait to hear your fucking excuse.
I don't even know if your worth it anymore.
Thanks for myspacing awesome your weekend was.
It really made my day.
(N)

Third consecutive birthday you've missed.

Somnolent

We're all a little somnolent these days.

Blogging Break, Stupid Uni.
I had intentions of doing this worksheet last night.
Though i forgot about my alcohol and had Noodles with Soy sauce.
After a whole day of Nausea, i caved in.
Through up about 10 and went to bed afterwards.
I seems like i can't eat anything today without feeling sick.
I don't think I'm gonna be drinking for a while.
Or at least not gonna get drunk.
Still want to go clubbing non the less.

I read Karli's blog.
Oh how i hate when you make me be self-reflexive.
Gonna change my life style.
I weighed myself Friday night.
I now weight 85 :/
That's like 10+ from what i weighed in grade 10.

So gonna try eating healthier.
No more noodle box or subway unless on social occasions.
If so I'll take Libby's advice.
Vegetarian on wheat with no cheese.
Even though it tastes horrid.

I hate this assignment.
Cause it makes me feel bad.
I'm doing relative disadvantage between suburbs.
It's making me chose groupings of people.
And argue why they are a disadvantage to the community.
Like i know its probably true.
And i haven't a problem for like say the unemployed.
Buts like targeting people that are indigenous or elderly.
Stuff like that its hard to string sentences together.
Cause i don't want to sound racist or bias.
But it looks like i have no choice.

I'm contemplating changing degrees.
After recent events.
And a conversation with mum last night.
I'm thinking Psychology?
Or Maybe Justice/Psychology?
I don't know.