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Oh how i hate you.
City express my aunt fanny.

I've never really understood that term.

You took me to Griffith in 15 mins. But the City...
I was late for my tut.

I got there and 10 minutes i left again :S

Hurrah?..

To that old witch on the 150 back.
DIE!
Like seriously, i don't give my seat up unless the person is nice.

You practically sat on my lap.

I stared forward to avoid eye contact.

SO WHAT DID YOU DO?
YOU WOULD NOT STOP STICKING YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF MINE LIKE YOU WERE HEADBUTTING THE WINDOW!
Seriously;;

You have the nerve to look down at me.

AND WHY WERE YOU RUBBING YOURSELF AGAINST ME KNEE!
It's so hard to stay a straight man in this cruel world.

In my JSB176 Class;

We had do discuss all forms of sexual acts.

It was amusing.

I now know all form of prostitutes can claim tax benefits on kinky outfits.

It being a legitimate business expense.
And there's a Union.
But when we talked about bestiality.

He told about us when he arrested a man for trying to have sex with a duck.

Which leads me my question:

Is it really possible to get it 'in' a duck?

I've kind of given up on love, for the time being.
I don't think anyone can surpass Claire Hooper.
XD
Though i think i may have a thing for DeAnne Smith
Even though she is a lesbian;
I'll find a way around it.

I cried today;
"What word would you want to hear Kevin Rudd say more often?"
"...Vagina"

I don't know why i laughed so.