A little kinky

Life's pretty sweet.
Had a awesome conversation with Karlee and Amanda.
Love distractions.

I pose a question.
Amanda seeks i get a tattoo.
Of a black lesbian female pirate on a pirate ship.
With my nipple Incorporated into the tattoo as a cannon.

Karlee thinks i should get it around my penis.
With it being the cannon.

Then i can incorporate innuendos such as,
"Thar she blows"
Even though my penis is not a 'she'
and if i get someone in the eye.
They can wear a eye patch and stay in character.

It was a long thorough conversation.
The use of hollow wooden legs as condoms and what not.

I don't know if I'll get the tattoo.
Who knows.

Oh uni assignment 3/5ths finished.
/cheer.
I know I'm not gonna get a 7.
Though anything above 5.5 is good.
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