Saturday, June 27, 2009

Highlight

When i first turned 18, i didn't care much for clubbing. After a while i got frustrated cause no one was going. I was right to be angry cause it was fucking awesome. Pre-drinks as Amandas. We got a little drunk. Haha her family was awesome, they were drinking, spent the night calling me Dale. After a while i just went with it cause i don't think they could remember my name for more than a fifteen minute time span. After we ran out off our alcohol we started mixing from Amanda's supply closet. We got her little book out and started making shots called "Ambionic Steroids". Haha that only lifted the mood.

Amanda' Uncle was great, a 65 year old man that wanted to 'teach me a few things' like how to get laid when im his age and how to go about getting into a threesome. Seedy Seedy Old Man. Oh he also started calling me 'Coppa' which kinda made no sense. Haha after a while i started writing down memorable quotes of the night. They are as follow;

Amanda's Uncle: 'Amanda, Get me a woman!'
Dejan: 'Amanda, i can't find my penis'
Dejan: 'Stop distracting me, you just made me pee on my hand'
Dejan: 'I really like the beat, not just for the caged women';
Amanda: 'For the third time this is the met'

We went to the Birdie to start off with, i was still uncomfortable and uptight cause I had begun to sober up on the train ride there. Bit i danced a little and but mostly sang and laughed at this Indian dude that was trying to hook in but was failing epically.

The Met; fucking awesome. The place is huge and we had so much fun. We started to drink again. After a while of dancing this dude like tall as kept on bumping into me and Amanda and kept on stepping on me. After like the fourth time he swings his arm around me, apologises, grabs my cock with his other hand and just holds it while he starts shouting into my ear.
"I'm sorry about running into you man, you see my friends gave me so many fucking drugs, but it was soooooo worth it! Only bad thing is that i haven't got any and it doesn't look like i'm gonna get any". Great dude, but why try giving me a handjob?!

Like after the second hour of dancing at the Met i saw two girls pointing at me and whisping amongst themselves, soon later they were point, screaming and shouting my name. After a bit i realised that one girl was Anna my old Civic Buddy for Year 10 civics with Mrs Grobler, and after a while i realised the other girl was Tammi. So we hugged, danced a little and relativly caught up to the best ability when you can't hear a single thing. After a while i saw another girl shouting "HEYYYY" at me and it was someone i wen't to uni with. So i gave her a hug and found out it was her first time clubbing, i think one dude was her boyfriend and kinda get me an intimidating look so i decided to back off. Though the night was fucking awesome. Some seedy 35+ year was trying to press himself against Anna so i thought meh may alteast ruins someones night so i slide between him and Anna and pushed Anna away.

We left at 3.30 cause i was stupid enough to wear new shoes so my feet hurt like fuck after 5 hours of dancing. We got food and caught the train back, mum was nice enough to pick us up from the station dropped Amanda off home and i went to crash. Twas truly the most amount of fun I've had.

Today i caught up with Karli, she was handing out resumes and i think i will soon. I'm gonna pass on Westpac, i don't want to do 27 hours a week. Catching up with Karli was long overdue. We talked most of the time. I felt bad cause out of no where my knee just fucked up for no reason and i couldn't walk so we had to leave Garbo early. Though today and yesterday put a lot of things in perspective, i just had fun being with positive people. Like even at clubbing i made what one might call 'drunk friends' but its just nice being surrounded by people where no one is not smiling, regardless if its a seedy Indian smile. Talking things over with Karli put a lot of things in perspective but this blog is long enough. I just look forward to seeing more friends over the holidays and go clubbing more often.

1 comment:

  1. .. I don't think a blog has ever made me laugh as much as this did.
    I wish I got random handjobs from tall men.
    Wait. What?

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