Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The reason is you

JSB 175 -Ethical theories is the reason i go to uni
If it wasn't for that class, I'd have dropped out.

Today we were supposed to talk about
Mercy in the Courtroom.

Now to list what we did talk about;
-Jizz in my pants
-Korean glow in the dark Beagles
-Male Porn Stars
-Men self-sucking
-Sexuality
-Religion
-Each others sex life
-Crazy prepubescent girls on crack
-Would we have sex with Aliens
-Probing
-A Russian woman who cut her husbands dick off

Oh and one chick showed everyone this video of a guy who had a 10" dick.
Tutor's reaction;

"Whats so funny?
HOLY SHI...!
IS THAT REAL?!"


Oh boy did we cry.
Shes not a tutor.
Shes one of us.
Just with kids.
Oh how i love that class.

"Does every other guy feel inadequate?"
A guy from the back row shouted.

1 comment:

  1. hahahhahahah man i wish i was in that class. it'd be so much fun.

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