Oh dear bed sheet.
How for ought thou?
Your deep blue cover currently reflects those feelings of my soul.
I sit here and ponder;
Are you linen? cotton? or polyester?
I dare not ask
I am glad you aren't made out of silk non the less.
I admire your strength.
You hold this mattress so tight.
And provide me enduing comfortably.
You and your kind play a large roll in this world.
You are the main reason why people have affairs.
Aside from breasts and a penis.
You are a maids best tool.
Your seams.
Are much like a humans imposable thumbs.
You would not be much without it.
Something oh so small holds so much weight in your ability.
Oh how your are mysterious oh great mattress.
You sometimes have an accomplice.
Now i ask you a question.
Are you the "top sheet"
or the "bottom sheet"
The bed sheet even has a sexual innuendo.
Karli, i hope you've enjoyed.
And have now come to the conclusion,
we shoud make love
on bed sheets.
How for ought thou?
Your deep blue cover currently reflects those feelings of my soul.
I sit here and ponder;
Are you linen? cotton? or polyester?
I dare not ask
I am glad you aren't made out of silk non the less.
I admire your strength.
You hold this mattress so tight.
And provide me enduing comfortably.
You and your kind play a large roll in this world.
You are the main reason why people have affairs.
Aside from breasts and a penis.
You are a maids best tool.
Your seams.
Are much like a humans imposable thumbs.
You would not be much without it.
Something oh so small holds so much weight in your ability.
Oh how your are mysterious oh great mattress.
You sometimes have an accomplice.
Now i ask you a question.
Are you the "top sheet"
or the "bottom sheet"
The bed sheet even has a sexual innuendo.
Karli, i hope you've enjoyed.
And have now come to the conclusion,
we shoud make love
on bed sheets.
Dejan...what do you say? You, me and mr bed sheet get a bit hot under the covers...if you know what i mean.
ReplyDeleteAlthough bedsheet may feel a little violated if we get too hot. Hes a sensitive soul.
Dejan has just proven that blogs can be about anything. Next weeks topic of pointless discussion will be...silicon boob fillers.
Enough said.
This is funny yet eloquent.
ReplyDeleteLoved it.
Great post Dejan.
Dejan, you need help but by god i'm not gonna give it to you.
ReplyDelete:L :L :L